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Post by steven on Mar 6, 2007 15:41:16 GMT 10
There was a psychiatrist wanting to conduct a survey, so he took four women and each of their only childs to conduct the survey.
After he was done surveying, he had them all sit together in a row of chairs. He went to the first woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love money since you named your daughter Penny."
He went to the second woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love sweets since you named your daughter Candy."
He went to the third woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love flowers since you named your daughter Daisy."
Before the psychiatrist approached the fourth and last woman, she got up and said to her son, "Let's go home Dick."
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 6, 2007 15:41:54 GMT 10
that's y black clothes is the best XD cuz even though u sit on that crap the pants is black n ink is too can't even see XD
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Post by steven on Mar 6, 2007 15:42:58 GMT 10
the only people who wear black clothes are........
emos.
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 6, 2007 15:48:43 GMT 10
wt... i wear black -.- i wear a lot of black clother mainly black with chains on them lol XP
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Post by steven on Mar 6, 2007 15:55:52 GMT 10
that sounds like a prison uniform >_<
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Post by steven on Mar 6, 2007 15:56:24 GMT 10
A blonde girl came home from college one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar to climb up a ladder and get his ball from off the roof. "You silly girl," her mother said, "he just wanted you to climb the ladder so he could look up your skirt and see your undies." The next day the same little girl came home from college and told her mother that the same boy gave her a dollar again to climb a ladder and get his ball off the roof. Just before her mother could admonish her for being silly, the little girl said, "No mum, this time I tricked him.
I wasn't wearing any undies!" ----------- A man standing on a bridge seems to be contemplating suicide... He lost his job, his home and his car.. When out of nowhere a evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem was, the man replies he has nothing to live for... Everything is gone. The evil image in the cape tells the man he is the devil, and he would grant three wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.
The man thinks for a minute, and agrees to the terms offered. First he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tell the man that he now has a 6
bedroom house with 3 baths at 316 Oak View Lane.
Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he is now Senior VP at IBM..
Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work, the evil image tell the man he has 2 Lincoln Town cars in his new 2 car garage.
"Well," the evil image says, "it's time to keep your end of the bargain."
They go under the bridge, and the act is performed. They both light up a
cigarette and start chatting.
"Well," says the man who performed the deed, "Did you really think I was
going to jump???"
With that, the evil image tells the man, "Did you really think I was the
devil?"
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 6, 2007 16:04:27 GMT 10
wt.........o.0' it is not prison uniform -.- go check hot topics man =P those r the kinds of clothes i want XD
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 6, 2007 16:45:25 GMT 10
here's one of the chain pants that's hella kool T,T i need to get!!! but i couldn't find the store with it D=< n couldn't use my mom's credit card D=> so i gotta wait until i am 18 to get job n get pants T.T' cuz the patns cost at least 56 bucks D= but they look so dam kool TT^TT n when it's sold out no restocking ><
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 6, 2007 17:27:39 GMT 10
wtf?? just go steal the pants if u want it so much n there's no other way of gettin it.
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 18:02:19 GMT 10
lol no stealing, stealing no good leh. -shakes head-
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 6, 2007 18:10:23 GMT 10
today im taking a break from studying. i was planning on going to states to study but im just way too tired and my head is killing me. like actually killing me. my head is a murderer >"< i think we shud kill my head....
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 19:06:40 GMT 10
woah first u say "today im taking a break from studying" and then "im planning on going to states to study" wth???
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Post by RaWR on Mar 6, 2007 19:07:26 GMT 10
stealing is bad <_< u work for what u want man
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 19:15:22 GMT 10
yep true dat.
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 6, 2007 19:26:32 GMT 10
LOL...let's just pretend we've nver stolen something before. =="
AND....kevin u DUMBSHIT! i said "today im taking a break from studying. I WAS PLANNING on going to states to study but..." NOT "today im taking a break from studying" and then "im planning on going to states to study" ......stupid ass...><"
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