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Post by Lei on Mar 4, 2007 20:30:50 GMT 10
[.UR RANDOM STORIES.]
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Post by k1x on Mar 4, 2007 20:56:31 GMT 10
OMG DIS ! IS TEH FUNNIEST SHIT. (Some ppl might hav heard dis but still funny) Its about teh well known Monkey. Aniwaiz it was my 11th birthday, nd i invited lots of friends frm school for a party, this included Vincent AKA Monkey. It was a fun night, nd we were all stuffed after the cake. So we all took in turn into the bathroom to wash our face. I was after Vincent. Wn i wnt in the bathroom, what i saw is teh funniest shit evr. Monkey...was washing his face wit teh 'piss' towel which we used to wipe off piss wn we miss the toilet bowl. It was an akward momment, but i still couldn't stop myself laughing. Afterwards i told every1 about it, nd we teased him till he wnt home. Surely dat was the worst day of his life. XDXD (pls dunt call me mean, it was too funny to not laugh.)
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 4, 2007 21:27:11 GMT 10
ROFLMFAO...stupid fuck! hahaha but wouldn't he hav smelt the urine on the towel? >"<
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 4, 2007 21:41:17 GMT 10
random stories eyy?? hmm....ALRITE! once i went to this arcade "the place with no name" with my friend n i was sitting behind my friend and admiring his skill at hitting those pads (hand ddr) and then this crazy crazy white old man came next to me and started talking to mee. here it goes. LETS JUST CALL THAT CRAZY MAN MR.X mr.x: eyy man, would you say anything if i did something? me: what are you gona do? mr.x: you see these two young ladies in front of me(playing guitar freaks). me: yea why? mr.x: the one on the left *points to the left* has like a stack of $100s in her purse mate. like i was watching them js now, and i saw a stack. would you say anything if i took it? me: are u gona share it if i don't tell?? (jkz) nah don't do it man! mr.x: man, she had like so much. she must be really rich, it wont matter to her. me: dont do it man. shes young and innocent, go do it to someone else. mr.x: nah man, would you say anything if i took it? me: dont do it man. go do it to someone else *looks at the back and sees a group of azn hardcores playing initial D*. go do it to them man. mr.x: nah man, ive checked, they aint got nothing. common man, dont say anything. me:dont do it man, youll get caught. wahaha mr.x: don worry man, im a professional. *stoned face* me: o.O .. *thinks to himself* .. if ur an effing pro .. you wouldnt be targetting lil innocent girls at bluehouse .. and asking someone for fcuking permission to do it. me: dont do it man, seriously. mr.x: so you would say something? mr.x: fine *gets up and walks out* but i was gona give you $500 man. your loss. me: *cries* THE END! no wait.. then i tapped the shoulder of the chick and told her to be careful and to watch her handbag. =] JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF JB. *cough super JB cough*
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Post by steven on Mar 4, 2007 21:51:02 GMT 10
jb: is that true? LOL kun: LMFAOOO!!!! OMG that's so funni...
seriously, i was laughing at those 2 posts for 5mins.....LOL!!!!! so fucking random
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Post by KvizL on Mar 4, 2007 21:53:15 GMT 10
lol well done mr nice guy. =]
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Post by RaWR on Mar 4, 2007 21:59:00 GMT 10
Well, one time at band camp....
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Post by KvizL on Mar 4, 2007 22:01:35 GMT 10
u stuck a flute up ur ass?
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 5, 2007 4:44:29 GMT 10
wanna hear a funny story here it goes lol i don't remember this until my mom keeps telling me ><
i was 3-5 yrs old dono how old i forgot it's long ago ok =/ so then i went into the kitchen for apple juice and i thought the bottle of wine is juice n i drank half a bottle and then ran around the house like a crazy kid n fell down n didn't wake up my parents came home n saw the bottle of wine open with the fridge open n saw me lying in the living liek a dead person they rushed over there n keep shaking me n adk what happen i woke up saying me want apple juicy and they think i went nuts =.=' and my parents went to the fridge n saw i was drinking wine my mom got pissed off saying i was stupid to drink hey it wasn't my fault i thought it was apple juice but it tasted a lil good to me anyways >.>' one of my slipper were in the bed room n one in kitchen that explains i been runing around =/
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Post by Lei on Mar 5, 2007 11:21:30 GMT 10
lmfao.... hahhaha
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Post by KvizL on Mar 5, 2007 15:41:47 GMT 10
lmao drunk baby.
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 5, 2007 16:24:37 GMT 10
~ today after skool, me n this little torrtis went to buy SUSHIII at northlands. and we bought 12 SUSHI'S FOR 11 BUCKS. how cheap is that ey? =] me: how much is it for 3 boxes? uglee lady: err, 13 dollarh. me to turtle: omg. its 13 bucks. ==" let's just go get 50 cents cones. uglee lady: but for you i'll give you 11 dollar. me: *confused + didnt hear what she said..and makes an attempt to bargain* .. what about 12 dollar? ugly lady: hahaha turtle: wtf man? she offered us 11 bucks. >"< me: wateva BITCHH..
so yeaahh. interesting. sushi was kinda off, but it was cheap so i cant really complain the salmon one was bitter. i dont think bitter salmon is good for you. i mean TODAY TONIGHT says its bad for you so yer..but its cheap, so we cant complain. and now my stomache is kinda hurtin abit, but still......it was cheap so i can't complain. TT
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Post by k1x on Mar 5, 2007 16:33:16 GMT 10
JB wins wit the most random stories evr.
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 5, 2007 16:40:33 GMT 10
WUU WUU~~~
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Post by steven on Mar 5, 2007 16:41:38 GMT 10
jb, you have too much money
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