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Post by Lei on Mar 6, 2007 19:38:22 GMT 10
lmfao... got to read properly..
oh and steven great stories... hahaha I wasn't wearing any undies!" and did u really think i was the devil!!! whahahah funny shit~!
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Post by RaWR on Mar 6, 2007 19:41:21 GMT 10
lol the devil one was funny
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 6, 2007 19:43:50 GMT 10
rofl @ stevn'z jokes. ^^
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 19:51:06 GMT 10
lol @ the devil one. As if a devil will be nice and grant u wishes.
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Post by RaWR on Mar 6, 2007 19:53:12 GMT 10
he weould.. just exchange for your soul
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Post by k1x on Mar 6, 2007 20:04:31 GMT 10
the devil likes men
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Post by steven on Mar 6, 2007 20:13:35 GMT 10
A blonde walks up to a soda machine, puts her money in, presses a button and a can comes out. She smiles, put some more money in, presses a different button and another can comes out. She keeps repeating this until a line starts to form behind her. Finally the man behind her becomes frustrated enough that he taps her on the shoulder and says, 'Excuse me, but how long is this going to take?" The blonde looks at him and says, "Uh, hello.... I'm winning!"
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One day, a hunter went to the woods to hunt a bear. After a few hours, he finally found one, and killed it straight away. That bear's cousin came over to the Hunter and said, "You killed my younger cousin, now you must have rough s*x with me or I will kill you." So the hunter had rough s*x with the bear.
The next day, the hunter went to the woods again to take revenge on that bear. So he killed the bear again and his brother came out and said, "Now you must have rough s*x with me or I will kill you." So the hunter had rough s*x again. This was repeated 5 times, until the day after, he went up to the woods, and a bear came out and said, "You're not here to kill bears, are you?"
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist..
He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving. When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your filtered is under your pillow."
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 21:16:21 GMT 10
LMAO at the first 2 but ive heard the last one.
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nancy
stupid person
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Post by nancy on Mar 6, 2007 21:40:46 GMT 10
hi everyone this is my first post.
im new =]
ok this is my totally random story:
i stuck a pad on my friend's back. that wouldnt be so bad if he wasnt a guy. and yes, by pad, im talking about the thing girls use whenever its 'that time of the month'. he got so freaked out, it was totally awesome + hilarious! not much of a story but the details of it would be too annoying to explain.
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Post by RaWR on Mar 6, 2007 21:43:31 GMT 10
LOL AT ATR... ouch <_<
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Post by KvizL on Mar 6, 2007 22:04:27 GMT 10
and it was under his pillow...
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 7, 2007 8:20:51 GMT 10
.... that happens a lot in my skool
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 7, 2007 8:21:44 GMT 10
k really really random =D
today me n my friends walk to a locker n turn our heads n saw a thong on a lock o.0
we were like ewww gross who put it there
n then we walked away lol
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Post by kaida4eva on Mar 7, 2007 8:39:45 GMT 10
the image of the pants is not working >< so here it is the koolest pants u ever saw lmao  it's not as kool as the one that sodl before man... no restock my mom last tiem said she'll get me one n she totally lied hella messed up i got all pissed off cuz of her n then she said i never promised u (i burned a cloth that time then later knive some stuff up >.>) |
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Post by rice-cube on Mar 7, 2007 9:38:49 GMT 10
u eLmo >"<
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