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Apr 30, 2007 20:53:28 GMT 10
Post by steven on Apr 30, 2007 20:53:28 GMT 10
hehe...
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May 5, 2007 21:07:31 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 5, 2007 21:07:31 GMT 10
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China." George: "Great. Lay it on me." Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China." George: "That's what I want to know." Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you." George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?" Condoleeza: "Yes." George: "I mean the fellow's name." Condoleeza: "Hu." George: "The guy in China." Condoleeza: "Hu." George: "The new leader of China." Condoleeza: "Hu." George: "The Chinaman!" Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China." George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?" Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China." George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?" Condoleeza: "That's the man's name." George: "That's whose name?" Condoleeza: "Yes." George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?" Condoleeza: "Yes, sir." George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East." Condoleeza: "That's correct." George: "Then who is in China?" Condoleeza: "Yes, sir." George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone." Condoleeza: "Kofi?" George: "No, thanks." Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?" George: "No." Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi." George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N." Condoleeza: "Yes, sir." George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N." Condoleeza: "Kofi?" George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?" Condoleeza: "And call who?" George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?" Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China." George: "Will you stay out of China?!" Condoleeza: "Yes, sir." George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N." Condoleeza: "Kofi." George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
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May 5, 2007 21:16:14 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 5, 2007 21:16:14 GMT 10
There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine."
The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?"
The rich man said, "Anyone can buy wine with money. It takes real skill to buy wine without money."
After a while the farmhand returned with the empty bottle. He handed the bottle to the rich man and said, "Enjoy the wine, please."
Staring at the empty bottle, the rich man asked, "There is no wine, how can I enjoy this?"
The farmhand said, "Anyone can enjoy wine if there is some. It takes real skill to enjoy wine When there is none."
Choking, the rich man was unable to utter a word.
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May 5, 2007 21:38:13 GMT 10
Post by steven on May 5, 2007 21:38:13 GMT 10
LMFAO, serious english problem in U.S there...
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May 7, 2007 20:30:50 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 7, 2007 20:30:50 GMT 10
hahah yes i think so....... geeeez... "AMERICANS!!!" lol
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May 7, 2007 23:40:14 GMT 10
Post by KvizL on May 7, 2007 23:40:14 GMT 10
LMAO dats funny!
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May 8, 2007 12:31:58 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 8, 2007 12:31:58 GMT 10
haha.... not really that funny lol =P well i am american born chinese it sort of ... eh...>.>' i dono -.-' just doesn't make me laugh
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May 14, 2007 8:55:00 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 14, 2007 8:55:00 GMT 10
well it makes me laugh!!!! makes me think americans are stupid~~ lol
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May 16, 2007 6:35:42 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 16, 2007 6:35:42 GMT 10
-___-'
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May 16, 2007 8:54:02 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 16, 2007 8:54:02 GMT 10
lol.. iTSSSS true!!!
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May 17, 2007 15:16:28 GMT 10
Post by Tsubasa on May 17, 2007 15:16:28 GMT 10
i dont find it funny....maybe its just me (lei dont say im wierd, i used to ur comments, its always ur wired...) =_=''
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May 22, 2007 19:22:13 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 22, 2007 19:22:13 GMT 10
u are weird.. why isnt it funny??? lol.. ohh do u know who "hu" is?
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May 24, 2007 14:52:25 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 24, 2007 14:52:25 GMT 10
----_____----''' lei ur weird lol
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May 24, 2007 20:15:31 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 24, 2007 20:15:31 GMT 10
whatever... another joke..
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work. The boss says, You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
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May 24, 2007 21:44:59 GMT 10
Post by steven on May 24, 2007 21:44:59 GMT 10
uhh.....
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