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May 25, 2007 10:46:21 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 25, 2007 10:46:21 GMT 10
....don't get that -.-'
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May 25, 2007 20:47:48 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 25, 2007 20:47:48 GMT 10
-_-""
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May 26, 2007 9:53:50 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 26, 2007 9:53:50 GMT 10
really i don't get i t -.-'
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May 27, 2007 19:59:06 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 27, 2007 19:59:06 GMT 10
how could u not get it??
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May 29, 2007 11:54:15 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 29, 2007 11:54:15 GMT 10
i really don't get it what does it mean...
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May 29, 2007 19:33:28 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 29, 2007 19:33:28 GMT 10
-_-"
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May 30, 2007 10:00:06 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 30, 2007 10:00:06 GMT 10
=.='
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May 30, 2007 20:34:34 GMT 10
Post by Lei on May 30, 2007 20:34:34 GMT 10
-_-------"""
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May 31, 2007 13:00:24 GMT 10
Post by kaida4eva on May 31, 2007 13:00:24 GMT 10
RAWR!
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Jun 3, 2007 21:02:06 GMT 10
Post by Lei on Jun 3, 2007 21:02:06 GMT 10
Breasts and penises
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
Son: "Onions?"
Father: "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
"Well, dear, like women, men go through phases, too. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard with it's sturdy acorns. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up &the balls just hang there for decoration!"
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